Sunday, June 7, 2020

Marco's Baseball Blog-O-Roonie 2020: NELLA FANTASIA


MARCO’S BASEBALL BLOG-O-ROONIE JUNE 2020:
“NELLA FANTASIA”*
*song by Ennio Morricone/lyrics by Chiara Ferrau

(Nella Fantasia means “In my Fantasy” in Italian…)

“In my fantasy I see a fair world
where everybody lives in peace and honesty…
In my fantasy there is a hot wind
that blows across the cities like a friend...”

BASEBALL 2020...The Plague Year:

First they got rid of the umpires.
The whole image of some middle-aged, heart-vulnerable, lung- defective fatty arbiter leaning over and breathing in the catchers face was just the kind of COVID-sensitive image that the Lords of Baseball would not and should not and could not promote.

So they decided to go for Robbie the Robot and his Magic Virtual Strike Zone. Of course some smarty pants from the Houston Astros hacked the thing in the first week of the shortened season while all parties were still distracted after the blood-letting at the bargaining table between the owners and players. Almost from Day 1 of the 58 game 2020 “season” the Astros’ busy elves were trimming two inches off the strike zone for the home team and adding two for the visitors.

Pedro Martinez was color man on an early telecast of a Dodgers/Astros contest at Minute Maid and called the hack when the ‘Stros won it 12-2 with 10 walks compared to 0 for the Dodgers. The teenager who was responsible for the Astro’s tech was suspended and banned and fined and excoriated and the Astros continued to play the season. Nobody booed them because nobody was allowed at the games on the road and the home Houston fans who were allowed to attend under the lax Texas social distancing laws were quite lenient as long as they got victories.

When the owners got used to the subtraction of a home plate ump they went ahead and got rid of the base umps as well and outlawed stealing as being “too intimate” with sliding into the second baseman and getting tagged in the mouth and such. Base runners were given a line in the base path dirt passed which they could not take a lead. Cameras shot all the base action and the out/safe calls were made from the booth. Every play at every base took 2-3 minutes to call with all the replay delay. The owners and TV execs didn’t mind though; more time for commercials.

The coaches were next to go and we said goodbye to the friendly old Uncle- Third- Base- Coach patting the newly arriving runners on the butt and leaning in to tell them to keep an eye out for the bunt sign. All signs were now relayed from the dugouts without benefit of the middleman base coaches. Health first!

The owners took some of the money they were saving on umps and coaches and started a fund for the ballpark vendors who had nobody left to sell hot dogs to except the fans in Texas who were the only ones in the country allowed to attend games.

There was a big fight between the Cubs and the Cardinals when Javy Baez hit a homer at Wrigley and came out of the dugout afterwards and tipped his cap to the empty stands in a mocking gesture that was not appreciated by the Cardinals and especially by catcher Yadier Molina, who called for inside fastballs to Javier’s ass the next two times he came up. Javier took offense after the second such pitch and the dugouts emptied and caused a huge broohaha on social media when all the players writhed around in big pile of pushing, sweating, shoving and spitting bodies. It was the opposite of social distancing.

The owners and commissioner expressed righteous indignation at this unsafe spectacle in the Age of Viruses and armed the ballpark guards in each city with tasers to use on any rhubarbians participating in future melees.

So the next fight...this one started by the Phillies’ Bryce Harper and pitcher Marcus Stroman of the Mets...turned from a traditional “let’s take turns holding each other back” type major league rhubarb into a police brutality case when the white New York cops at Citi Field just tased the black players.

The games themselves were wildly successful ratings-wise as a sports-starved public tuned in by the quarantined millions to see the new mixed divisions battle it out. The Yankees especially were a huge draw as East Coasters watched them punish National League East teams like Philly and Washington and Miami while continuing to dominate their familiar patsies like Baltimore and Boston. The New Yorkers had an 8 game lead in the 10 team Eastern division by August 10.

The style of play was really more like extended Spring Training rather than a traditional mid-season pennant pursuit. The veteran players whined a lot about not having had enough time to get used to the grind and so were rested after 4 or 5 innings if they were a position player and after 2 or 3 innings for pitchers. The expanded rosters (30) allowed managers to pitch the staff almost every game. Rotations were a quaint memory. Hitters had to get used to seeing a new arm pretty much every at bat. Teams would use 7 or 8 pitchers today and a new set of 7 or 8 tomorrow. Fewer pitchers were coming up sore armed with this limited work, but fewer pitchers were finding their groove, either. Relievers did the best, being used to this kind of schedule, and with almost all ball games becoming Bullpen Shuttle Fests.

In the East, the limited work didn’t help the Mets, who had their whole starting staff of DeGrom, Syndergaard, Metz, Porcello and Stroman on the injured list by mid-August and had to re-hire Bartolo Colon to eat up some innings. Bartolo struck a blow for old-time baseball when he went ten innings in a 17-16 Mets victory over the Atlanta Braves, throwing 213 pitches...all fast balls. He gave up 6 homers and 8 doubles but struck out 10 with no walks and was a much adored guest on both Colbert’s Late Show and Governor Andrew Cuomo’s midday COVID report.

The lethargy of the veteran players who were leisurely ramping up their playing time created a vacuum for the rookies. Young players were all over the majors...hungry and productive. With expanded rosters and more playing time while older stars nursed their sore hammies, young hitters like Guerrero, Biggio and Bichette with Toronto and Soto and Robles of Washington raked early and often.
Ronald Acuna Jr. of the Braves had 24 home runs in 58 games for the mini-season, even though the Braves finished in the middle of the pack when their young pitching couldn’t adjust to the new pitching paradigm.

The number one prospect, switch-hitting Dominican shortstop Wander Franco of Tampa Bay, hit close to .750 in the first week, causing all sorts of quasi-rapturous hyper hysteria. Then Gerrit Cole of the Yankees struck him out three times in a row and Aroldis Chapman struck him out a fourth time in the first meeting between the teams. The dreaded Golden Sombrero. Wander’s fielding left something to be desired at shortstop, so they tried him at second, then third, then left field and finally DH. By this time his swing was screwed up and poor Wander was benched. The Rays banned reporters from the clubhouse. Wander made a speech through his translator that he was “taking it one day at a time”. By September he was a steady, productive player and future star.

Every young player brought up by the Yankees turned into Gleyber Torres. Even when another ten Yankees went down with injuries, the rookies taking their place were prime talents. And the Yankees’ deep, deep bullpen was custom-ordered to dominate the league. They ran away from the Eastern Division. Highly touted teams like the Nationals with their 3 Ace starters finished way back. (Yes, they missed Anthony Rendon).

The Yanks only real competition was from within their own AL East...Toronto and Tampa. Tampa had lots of pitching, but Blake Snell refused to play the season and was permanently suspended from baseball. Last I heard he was pitching in the Korean League.
The finish?

1/New York Yankees
2/Tampa Bay Rays
3/Toronto Blue Jays
4/Philadelphia Phillies
5/Boston Red Sox
6/Atlanta Braves
7/Washington Nationals
8/New York Mets
9/Miami Marlins
10/Baltimore Orioles

The Central Division race was extraordinary. Every team was flawed. Every team could beat each other on any given day. The lead changed 16 times in the abbreviated season! Only the Tigers never tasted a day in first place.

The AL Centralians hit but couldn’t pitch. The White Sox came out smoking with a lineup that had 7 hitters with double- digit homers after the first six weeks. Their young Latin stars Yoan Moncada, Eloy Jiminez and Luis Robert led the way. The Sox pitching came crashing down in September, though.

The Twins, who set a home run team record in 2019, also blasted their way through the early going. Their pitching never came up to the mark either.

Likewise the Indians. Francisco Lindor and company entertained but ultimately didn’t have the depth to compete passed mid-August.

The Royals were punished by the elimination of the running game, which neutralized speedsters like Whit Merrifield and Adaberto Mondesi. But KC wouldn’t have won anyway...not with that retread pitching staff. They traded closer Ian Kennedy to the Athletics in September to signal their surrender.

After the AL teams faded midway through the summer, it was left for the Cardinals, Cubs and Reds to take the stage in the best pennant race of the year.

The Cardinals were the steadiest of the three and had superior depth on the mound.

The Cubs played happy under new manager David Ross, but their starting staff got old all at once and they faded in the last week with not enough fire power in the pen to get them through.

It was the Cincinnati Reds who shocked them all. They won 3 classic extra inning games against a tough Pittsburgh Pirate team late in the year with Joey Votto summoning up his best hitting since days of yore. Backed by Mike Moustakis and Eugenio Suarez, and with pitcher of the year Luis Castillo dominating with his A+ change up and leading a good not great rotation that included Sonny Gray and Trevor Bauer, the Reds overtook the Cards in the last game of the season to take the division.

1/Cincinnati Reds
2/St. Louis Cardinals
3/ Chicago Cubs
4/Chicago White Sox
5/Minnesota Twins
6/Cleveland Indians
7/Pittsburgh Pirates
8/Milwaukee Brewers
9/Kansas City Royals
10/Detroit Tigers

The Western Division had a nickname bestowed upon them by a tart-tongued sports reporter early in the summer: The Dodgers and their Doormats.

It had been hoped that somebody...anybody...would give the Dodgers a run for the flag just to provide a little juice for the late night TV watchers in the later time zones. But with Mookie Betts becoming a .410 hitting phenomenon for 58 games and Gavin Lux hitting .350 and all of the Dodgers hitting the long ball it was obvious that the rest of the Division was playing for the Wild Card at best. L.A. employed a 6 man starting rotation led by Walker Buehler and Clayton Kershaw. Nobody got over 80 pitches in any one game. And with 5 days to rest between appearances, the vet pitchers mixed in with the big-armed rookie core to flat out shut down the opposition offenses.

Pennant race? What pennant race? Unfortunately, the 58 game season was an exercise in competitive futility as the rest of the league drowned in the Dodgers wake. Only the Astros could stay with the Angelinos even a little bit and the games between the two rivals were the only interesting thing happening in the Western Division. These games were murderous affairs featuring hard slides, hard tags, brushbacks and backtalk.

Bellinger and Max Muncy each admired a home run off of Verlander and both of them got fastballs in the back next at bat. Verlander was thrown out of the game, but since these offenses occurred in the fourth inning, he was going to be leaving anyway. MLB was discovering that the game couldn’t really police itself vis a vis beanball wars with pitchers leaving so soon, and the DH being in universal employ.

MLB kept hoping that the California Angels, with their stars Trout and Rendon, would catch fire and compete with the Dodgers, but the Angels were nascent at best and finished near the bottom with truly awful pitching. Shohei Ohtani was a bright spot with 10 starts as a pitcher for a 2.45 ERA and 20 home runs as a hitter. He had one game of 10 strike outs and 3 extra base hits.

Oakland wasn’t entirely a surprise since they had been steadily improving in recent years, and were due for a peak before Billy Beane dismantled his latest creation. Still, the A’s... as usual... started slow and then got hot late. By September they were knocking on the Wild Card door, though still many miles back of the Dodgers. In a lineup with power threats like Matt Olson, Matt Chapman, Marcus Semien, Mark Canha, Ramon Laureano, Stephen Piscotty and Khris Davis somebody was always hot. Their defense was good enough to help out their thin pitching staff, and Beane made some strategic bullpen pickups that won some late games for the Greenies. Basically the A’s lived by the home run and great D.

1/Los Angeles Dodgers
2/Houston Astros
3/Oakland Athletics
4/Arizona Diamondbacks
5/San Diego Padres
6/Seattle Mariners
7/Texas Rangers
8/Colorado Rockies
9/Los Angeles Angels
10/San Francisco Giants

So the Playoff set up was New York Yankees, Cincinnati Reds, Los Angeles Dodgers (with the best record) and two Wild Card teams… Houston and Oakland. (The A’s snuck in just ahead of the Cardinals and Tampa Bay and just behind the Astros.)

It had been decided that the 2 wild cards Play-In game system would be retained , mainly to insure that the Wild Card winner would use up their best pitchers before facing the next Division winner opponent. But with Bullpen games now the norm and extended rosters, one game wasn’t punishment enough to really hurt a pitching staff.

Las Vegas had big odds that the Dodgers and the Yankees would face each other in a Plague Year World Series. But first the preliminaries.

The Oakland Greenies travel to Minute Maid park for the only game of the Playoffs witnessed by live fans actually present in the ballpark. The Houston fans yell cacophonously through their COVID masks as the ‘Stros take an early lead with homers by Altuve and Correa. Verlander pitches three strong and gives way to Zach Greinke, who shuts out the A’s for another three. Lance McCullers throws curveballs to continue Houston’s stroll to the promised land as the Astros pad their lead with a double into the Crawford corner by Bregman, a single by Gurriel and a home run by Yordan Alvarez for a solid 5-0 lead going into the eighth.
Enter fireballing right hander Josh James, who has terrified hitters with overpowering stuff all year.

But Josh is playing young tonight. The A’s wait him out for 2 walks and then Ramon Laureano catches up to a fastball for a huge home run up onto the train tracks above the Crawford boxes. With nobody out, in comes closer Roberto Osuna. Single, walk, single, single and the score is 5-4 with the bases loaded. Still no outs. New pitcher Ryan Pressley gets a force at home. An intentional walk loads them up again and another force at home makes it two outs and things in the balance.

The Astros decide to put another man on base to create the force everywhere. Trouble is, it means Ramon Laureano is coming up for the second time in the inning with all bases populated. Pressley wants to induce another grounder but he tries to be too fine and the robot calls ball four to walk in the lead run. The Oakland bullpen holds them for two innings to win 6-5 in a shocking El Foldo for the Houstonians, who leave cursing all robot umpires..

The next round has the Reds playing best of seven against the Yankees and the Dodgers hosting the high flying Oakland A’s.

Cincinnati changes up the drama when they shut out the Yankees for eight innings in the Bronx behind a no hit bid by Luis Castillo. Leading 2-0, Castillo walks DJ LeMahieu to lead off the ninth...only the third Yankees base runner. Now manager David Bell has a decision. He takes a long walk out to the mound and then gestures to the bullpen to bring in closer Rasiel Iglesias to pitch to Aaron Judge. Iglesias throws 96 mph but loses control of his fastball when he gets excited. In this game, he gets excited. A fastball tits high and Judge puts it into Yonkers. Stanton hits the next pitch 500 feet to left field. SEE YA! YANKEES WIN!

A tragic night for Luis Castillo, Iglesias and manager David Bell. All three face the reporters and take the punishment. David Bell wins the respect of the media by staying to answer for his actions, but the Reds are finished. The next three wins by the Yanks seem like a mere formality as the Bombers sweep.

Over in La La the Dodgers seem set to accomplish the same, winning the first two games in Chavez Ravine by identical 7-3 scores. Mookie Betts runs wild on the bases. He’s one of the few players who chooses to wear a mask (Dodger blue of course!) on the playing field and he looks like a bandit running the bases. His new nickname is Mookie Betts: “The Blue Bandit” in an MVP season. Even if he can’t steal ‘em, he takes extra bases on a single to make it a double and a turns a double into a triple before scoring again on a wild pitch. Betts scores 4 runs in the first game and 3 in the second and gets under the A’s skin.


The A‘s seem tired and are constantly late on fastballs, hitting pop fouls for easy outs in the spacious foul territory at Dodger Stadium.

The third game in Oakland is disrupted by a huge protest march through the Bay area streets as the game is pre-empted by violence, looting, and an epic traffic jam on the Bay Bridge. Instead of the game being on TV, Oakland stars Semien, Khris Davis, Ramon Laureano and pitcher A.J. Puk go out in the streets and appeal to the protesters for calm. They lead a prayer session and still the waters. The next night, Game 3 begins in a whole new atmosphere.

With a strange symmetry, the four players who led the appeal for peace in their city each star in the game. Starting pitcher A.J. Puk shuts the Dodgers down for four innings. Semien makes a beautiful stab on a liner up the middle to rob Bellinger and save two runs. Then Laureano makes one of his patented cannon throws from centerfield to cut down Mookie Betts on a double to the gap that Mook unwisely tries to turn into another triple. Khris Davis wins it in the ninth with a solo homer to left off of Kenley Jansen.

The lost game day allows Oakland Ace Sean Manaea to start Game 4 at home and he is sharp, cutting up the Bluebloods for a businesslike five innings before turning the game over to some of the A’s young gun relievers. The A’s win it 6-3 to tie the series.

Game 5 becomes critical...and the Dodgers bring on Walker Buehler, who totally overmatches the Oakland hitters in a six inning start using only 78 pitches! BOOM... there it is! Four Dodger relievers finish the job and L.A. is up 3 games to 2 and going back home.

The Oakland team is universally given up for dead and the Dodgers management makes a stupid mistake. Trying to get the jump on the souvenir market, somebody makes up a truckload of tee shirts emblazoned with the image of Kirk Gibson running around the bases doing his arm pump after hitting his famous home run off Dennis Eckersley in the 1988 World Series against the A’s. Printed above the pic it says “Welcome A’s, Gibby says Hi!” Gibson, who was supposed to throw out the first ball for Game 6, hits the roof and refuses to appear. This makes headlines in all the papers and on all the sports shows in America. By game time the Dodgers have issued apologies, blamed everybody they can find and have truly got their noses out of whack. So too does their defense. They make 5 errors and walk 6 to lose handily to the Athletics 6-2.

Game 7. But now the A’s are out of pitchers. They’ve used everybody up twice except 23 year old leftie Jesus Luzardo, a September call-up who had been expected to compete for a starter job but had continuing shoulder problems after surgery in 2019. He wound up with only twelve innings pitched in the bigs this year. But in those twelve innings he struck out...17! Bob Melvin is not the longest tenured manager in the majors for nuthin’. He announces Luzardo as the starter and gets a full night’s undisturbed sleep.

So Game 7 features Clayton Kershaw pitching against a rookie with no track record at all as far as the major leagues go. The commentators speculate that if the A’s get one good inning out of Jesus Luzardo it’ll be a miracle.

After Clayton dispatches the A’s in the first, Luzardo takes the mound and promptly walks Betts. Then he walks Lux, then he walks Muncy. Just so things don’t get too monotonous he then hits Cody Bellinger with a 98 mph fastball to the ribs. Bellinger goes down in a heap and takes five minutes to get to first base.

Luzardo can use five minutes. He wanders around the mound looking as if he’d rather be anywhere else while manager Melvin trudges out. No signal to the bullpen yet. But who is that running into the infield? It’s Ramon Laureano from center field. What is this? There’s nobody in the stands to make noise so you can hear what is being said. Laureano comes up to Melvin and asks permission to speak to Luzardo. Melvin stands by as his centerfielder looks his pitcher in the eyes and says...nothing! He just stares at him, then pats his cheek and runs back to the outfield. Just a little love. Melvin pats the kid on the back and goes back to the dugout. Strike one to Justin Turner. Strike two. Strike three. Corey Seager repeats the K event. Then Chris Taylor hits a lazy pop fly to Laureano in center and the defense sprints in, down only one run. It could have been so much worse.

Luzardo strikes out 7 hitters in the next three innings. The score remains 1-0 as Kershaw has his curveball going, but the buzz is Jesus Luzardo. He’s completely turned it around and is dominating with a sizzling fastball and goodnight-slider. Back at the top of the Dodger’s lineup in the fifth, he faces Betts for the third time and ties him up with fastballs inside. Mookie winds up dribbling a grounder to third.

In the top of the sixth Kershaw leaves in favor of Pedro Baez. Baez stiffs the first two hitters but comes inside with a pitch that Matt Chapman times. The score is now 1-1. Luzardo take them into the sixth, the seventh and the eighth. Melvin makes no move. He knows all of his other arms are down to the nubbin, so he just sits in the dugout watching his young pitcher burn it down. Luzardo has not allowed a base runner since the first. Those three walks and one hit batter are the total offense for the Dodgers. Since then Jesus has been perfect. He’s struck out 15 going into the eighth. He has thrown 118 pitches though. And the A’s go in order in the top of the eighth.

Luzardo gets two quick outs and then faces Betts again. On a full count Mookie unloads a deep fly to right center. Laureano makes a leaping grab at the wall...a tremendous catch. Mookie tips his cap to Ramon and the A’s greet Luzardo at the dugout with high fives. Jesus Luzardo has shut the Dodgers out on no hits since the first inning...but the score is still tied.

Kenley Jansen goes out to face the Athletics lineup in the top of the ninth. He gets two quick outs but gives up a bloop hit to Olson. The next hitter is Laureano. Jansen uncorks a wild pitch that bounces to the backstop. Olson to second. Now Ramon Laureano is the man of destiny, and destiny speaks Spanish this day. Base hit up the middle and Olson scores the lead run to make it 2-1.

Will Luzardo come out for the ninth? Melvin ponders, but he can’t bring himself to remove lightning from his jar. Here’s Jesus again.

Everybody on both teams is up on their feet in the strangely empty, silent ball yard. Gavin Lux takes two strikes and then watches two fastballs in the dirt. Luzardo is obviously struggling. He tries a slider and Lux foul tips into the catcher’s mitt. One away. Muncy looks dangerous digging in but swings wildly at the first pitch. Third baseman Chapman chases a towering foul ball all the way to the stands and leaps into the empty seats to haul it in for a truly outstanding defensive gem. If there’d been fans in the stands...no play! One more out between Oakland and the Plague Year World Series. The Dodger fans are in torment, but Luzardo has the magic today. He fans Bellinger on three straight dipping sliders to complete his no-hitter and is carried off the field in total social distancing disintegration.

The first call he gets after the game is from the Cincinnati hard luck near no hit pitcher Luis Castillo. Billy Beane, Bob Melvin and Jesus watch Rob Manfred present the MVP trophy to Ramon Laureano.

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After that mighty, mighty game maybe it’s just as well that the World Series was postponed after two Yankees tested positive for Corona the day before Game 1. It was a bitter pill for the players and for the whole Yankees organization, and a let down for the fans of both clubs. Only the headline a few months later that a vaccine had been found, tested and approved for use seemed to help, and the Yankee players both recovered nicely.

The World Series of 2020 was never played. We all went on to 2021 gratefully. By all means, let’s move on from 2020...the Plague Year.

Except in Nella Fantasia, where baseball, like it often does... helped us forget.

--Marco Perella
6/2020